True Friends - Funny Poem
Dear Friend,
When ur sad ... I'll get u drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue ... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile ... I'll know you finally got laid.
When you are scared ... I will rag you about it every chance I get.
When ur worried ... I will tell u horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused ... I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.
When you are sick ... stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall ... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath ... I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
posted by Shayana at 1:24 p.m.
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